Jasmine Jokes


Whats every Elf's favoritr type of music? . . .

Why is the snowman so neurvos?...

what happens when a snowman gets mad?

what did the kid find in their sock

what did the santa do?. . .

why is the radeer in jail?

Click on a joke title to the left to read the joke (or to see the cartoon). You may also scroll down. Enjoy!



What every Elf's Favorite Music? . . .

An Elf favorite music is..WRAP


(from http://www.wocka.com/13089.html)

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what did the kid find in their sock...

a bag of cole.


(from https://www.app.com/gcdn/presto/2018/11/20/USAT/b03c9227-e47f-46df-adda-2f740b251b07-TCC_28.JPG?crop=3999,2249,x0,y138&width=3200&height=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp)

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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):


santa singing

(from http://ircamera.as.arizona.edu/NatSci102/images/)

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What happens when a snowman gets mad?.....A snowstrom


(From http://vric.ucdavis.edu/history/joke.HTM.)

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What did Santa do?...

Santa was sick because he ate too much cookies


(from http://www.comedy-zone.net)

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Why is a Raindeer in Jail?....becuase he ran a grandma over while flying


(from www.funny2.com/bar.htm)

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